RANDOM THOUGHTS

by bosoxfan46 on Fri Nov 06, 2009 12:43 pm

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1. Nothing sucks more than that moment
during an
argument when you realize you're wrong.

2. Have you ever been walking down the street
and
realized that you're going in the
complete
opposite direction of where you are supposed
to
be going? But instead of just turning a 180
and
walking back in the direction from which
you
came, you have to first do something like
check
your watch or phone or make a grand arm
gesture
and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one
in
the surrounding area thinks you're crazy
by
randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't
want
to nap when I was younger.

4.
There is a great need for sarcasm font.

5.
How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted
sheet?

6. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic
grocery
bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring
my
groceries in.

7. The only time I
look forward to a red light is
when I'm trying to
finish a text.

8. I have a hard time deciphering
the fine line
between boredom and hunger.

9. Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart,
but
I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not
real
smart, but I'm imaginary smart".

10. I love the sense of camaraderie when an
entire
line of cars teams up to prevent an idiot
from
cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!

11. Map Quest really needs to start their
directions
on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of
my
neighborhood.

12. Obituaries would
be a lot more interesting if
they told you how the
person died.

13. Bad decisions make good stories

14. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever
comes
after DVDs? I don't want to have to restart
my
collection.

15. There's no worse
feeling than that millisecond
you're sure you are
going to die after leaning
your chair back a little
too far.

16. I'm always slightly terrified when I
exit out of
Word and it asks me if I want to save
any
changes to my ten page research paper that
I
swear I did not make any changes to.

17. While watching the Olympics, I find myself

cheering equally for China and USA . No, I am
not of
Chinese descent, but I am fairly certain
that when
Chinese athletes don't win, they are
executed.

18. I hate when I just miss a call by the last
ring
(Hello? Hello? Darnit!), but when I
immediately
call back, it rings nine times and goes
to
voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't
answer?
Drop the phone and run away?

19.
I hate leaving my house confident and looking
good and
then not seeing anyone of importance
the entire day.
What a waste.

20. Why is a school zone 20 mph?
That seems like the
optimal cruising speed for
pedophiles...

21. I keep some people's phone
numbers in my phone
just so I know not to answer when
they call.

22. Even under ideal conditions people
have trouble
locating their car keys in a pocket,
finding
their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on
the
Donkey - but I'd bet money everyone can
find
and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away,
in
about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time
every
time...

23. I wonder if cops ever
get ticked off at the fact
that everyone they drive
behind obeys the speed
limit.

24. I
think the freezer deserves a light as well.

25. I
disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any
given
Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin
with
BudLites than Kay. Every kiss begins with

Budweiser. Kinda has a ring to it, doesn't
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by pamuka on Sun Nov 08, 2009 12:46 am

funny but true

by beverage on Mon Nov 09, 2009 9:42 pm

lol so true gf.

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